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Wednesday One-Liners Fire Their Publicist

Homeless man sitting on ground holding up peeled banana: ...

And now for my John Wayne Bobbit imitation... Aaauuuggghhh!

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Real Wednesday One-Liners Have Curves

Fat chick to fatter chick: You know, I just can't eat as much as I used to.

--Cold Stone Creamery, W 42nd St

Overheard by: Kilroy


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